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At age 4: Mom knows everything!Age 8: Mom knows a...
bananabreezes:
(via jraaaz, -iamwhatiam-)
Reblog if you love anyone this much .
Girl: Slow down , I'm scared .
Boy: No this is fun .
Girl: No its not . Please , its too scary .
Boy: Then tell me you love me .
Girl: Fine , I love you . Now slow down !
Boy: Now give me a hug .
Girl: * gives boy hug *
Boy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself ? It's bugging me .
Girl: Alright , now slow down .
Boy: I love you , babe .
Girl: I love you too . Just slow down , PLEASE !
( In the paper the next day )
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of a brake failure . 2 people were on it , but only 1 had survived . The truth was that halfway down the road , the guy realized that his brakes broke , but he didn't want to let the girl know . Instead , he had her say she loved him and felt her hug 1 last time , then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die .
Reblog if you hate people who talk shit, but know...
bananabreezes:
(via kicksnshxt)
Wanna hear a joke?
Girl: Wanna her a joke?
Guy: Sure
Girl: Pussy.
Guy: I don`t get it.
Girl: And you never will.
LOL OMFG
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mirosvolkova:
One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just departed from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting.
“Yes, sir, I just caught a World full of people down there. I set me a trap and used a little bait. I knew they couldn’t resist. Got ‘em...
